| Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie Quotes |
| Ron White:
Yesterday I'm sitting in a bean bag chair, naked and eating Cheetos. [pauses while audience cracks up]
Ron White:
I was flipping through the television, and I saw Robert Tilton, he's a televanglist from Dallas, and he said this: He said, 'Are you lonely?' [Ron shrugs]
Ron White:
...Yeah. He said, "Have you wasted half your life in bars, pursuing sins of the flesh?" [Ron takes drink of scotch]
Ron White:
This guy's good! "Are you sitting in a bean bag chair, naked, eating Cheetos!"
Ron White:
[Ron dead stops, face frozen] *Yes, sir!* "Do you feel the urge to get up and send me a thousand dollars?" Close! I thought he was talking about me there for a second.
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