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Bart Simpson: [poking mutant squirrel's eyes] Jabby-jabby-jab-jab-jab! Male EPA Worker: Hey! Jab one more eye and it's ...
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Homer Simpson: Okay, epiphany, epiphany... oh I know! Bananas are an excellent source of potassium! [gets ...
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Chief Wiggum: [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to ...
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Marge Simpson: Homer, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to ...
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Homer Simpson: So, who wants waffles? Bart Simpson, Grampa, Lisa Simpson: I do! I do! I do! ...
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here reporting on a crisis so serious it has its own name ...
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Marge Simpson: [to Lisa] Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens ...
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Homer Simpson: [flipping frantically through the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!
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Montgomery Burns: Well, for once, the rich white man is in control.
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Homer Simpson: [to Pig] Maybe *we* should kiss, just to break the tension.
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Homer Simpson: Screw Springfield! Marge Simpson: [gasps] I can't believe you'd say something so selfish. Homer Simpson: Marge, ...
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Homer Simpson: Thank you, boob lady!
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Bart Simpson: [drunkenly] Mom? Marge Simpson: Yes honey? Bart Simpson: You just bought another load of crap from ...
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Bart Simpson: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at ...
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Bart Simpson: [drunk] I miss Flanders. There, I said it!
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[to the angry mob, as Homer tries to escape through the sinkhole] Moe: The top of ...
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Marge Simpson: Okay, here it goes. Homer, I've always stood up for you. When people point ...
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Homer Simpson: He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper.
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[Moe sports a bathrobe and a traffic cone on his head] Marge Simpson: Why are you ...
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Cletus: [after showing Cargill a trick with his thumb] You want to know how I do ...
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Toll Booth Man: Welcome to Alaska. Here's a thousand dollars. Homer Simpson: Well, it's about time! But ...
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Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful... Ned Flanders: [screams] Ned Flanders: PENIS! Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly] ...
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Marge Simpson: [observing a silo marked "Pig Crap"] Ugh... it's leaking! Homer Simpson: It's not leaking, it's ...
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Tom Hanks: Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing ...
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Robot: Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground... [begins shaking] Robot: ... ahhh, so much ...
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EPA Passenger: There's something strange about that 'Sop' sign...
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[Bart claps] Lisa Simpson: What are you doing, Bart? Bart Simpson: Eh, just passing the time. [Bart ...
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Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what ...
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Mayor Quimby: I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black. Lenny: Black? That's the worst color ...
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Homer Simpson: [after being trapped in the dome] D'OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHME!
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[first lines] Scratchy: [having just landed on the Moon] We come in peace for cats and ...
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Lisa Simpson: [during end credits] It looks like Maggie has something to say! Marge Simpson: Oh my ...
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Marge Simpson: Homer, it was you! You single-handedly killed the entire town! Homer Simpson: I know, it's ...
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Krusty the Clown: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
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Montgomery Burns: Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it ...
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EPA Passenger: Look, we can't keep stopping at every "sop", "yeld", or "one vay" sign!
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[the wrecking ball dings the truck Marge, Lisa and Bart are in] Bart Simpson: Did you ...
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Skull: Evil.
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Carl: If someone distracts Cargill, the rest of us can climb up that thing. Lenny: But who ...
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Marge Simpson: Homer, please get rid of that pig. Homer Simpson: Oh you're gonna love him. Look ...
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