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Derek Zoolander: Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?
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Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, ...
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Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously ...
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, ...
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Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish ...
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Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of ...
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(Announcer): ...for the past four years, male modeling has had a shadow cast over it by ...
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J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves. Derek Zoolander: That's not true! J.P. Prewitt: Yes it is, ...
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Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by ...
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Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad ...
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Maury Ballstein: For Christ's sake it's a casserole Sheila... it'll stay!
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Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda? Matilda: Honestly? Hansel: Yes. Matilda: I think they're vain, stupid, and ...
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Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only ...
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Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't... Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh. Hansel: Now, what's a while? ...
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Hansel: The results are in amigo. What's left to ponder? [Derek glares at him] Hansel: Nice Comeback! ...
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Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second ...
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[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant] Mugatu: Todd! Are you ...
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Mugatu: I'm so tired. No Todd, not now! Todd: [handing Mugatu the phone] It's Maury. Mugatu: [to Maury] ...
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Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop. Larry Zoolander: How? With your ...
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Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in ...
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Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Matilda: A ...
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Hansel: I friggin' worship you, man.
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Derek Zoolander: I'm not an ambi-turner.
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Derek Zoolander: Look, I think I know what this is about and I'm complimented but not ...
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Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am? Matilda: A ...
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Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
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Mugatu: It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now!
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Matilda: Derek that was unbelievable! Derek Zoolander: I know! I turned left! Matilda: Yeah, that too, but Derek, ...
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Derek Zoolander: Oh, Snap!
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Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I ...
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Matilda: I've been trying to reach you for a week. Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you ...
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Mugatu: Do as you are trained... AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!
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Hansel: Taste my pain, bitch!
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Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach ...
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Billy Zane: It's a walk-off!
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Hansel: You is talking loco and I like it!
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Derek Zoolander: How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if ...
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Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
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VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried ...
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Mugatu: As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte!
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