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Princess Fiona: By night one way, by day another / This shall be the norm / ...
by Shrek
0 votes   865 views  


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Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.
by Shrek
1 votes   770 views  
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Shrek: If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here? Donkey: Because that's what ...
by Shrek
1 votes   737 views  
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Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. ...
by Shrek
0 votes   601 views  
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[first lines] [Shrek is reading a book in the outside toilet] Shrek: Once upon a time, ...
by Shrek
0 votes   475 views  
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[Donkey keeps humming] Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.
by Shrek
-2 votes   462 views  
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Donkey: Okay, so here's another question: Say there's a woman who digs you, right, but you ...
by Shrek
0 votes   404 views  
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Shrek: Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE! Dwarf: Well where are we supposed to ...
by Shrek
0 votes   377 views  
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Shrek: Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends. The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend ...
by Shrek
0 votes   363 views  
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Shrek: Hey, I'm nobody's messenger boy, all right? I'm a delivery boy.
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0 votes   346 views  
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Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, ...
by Shrek
1 votes   341 views  
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Princess Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case there's... ...
by Shrek
0 votes   339 views  
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Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body. Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, ...
by Shrek
0 votes   328 views  
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[Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are in the forest. Shrek burps] The Donkey: Shrek. Shrek: What? It's a ...
by Shrek
0 votes   318 views  
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[to the dragon] Donkey: Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I ...
by Shrek
0 votes   314 views  
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[Shrek and Donkey are on their way to rescue Fiona, Donkey sniffs the air] Donkey: Man, ...
by Shrek
0 votes   311 views  
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Lord Farquaad: [Wiping spit from his face] I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now ...
by Shrek
0 votes   302 views  
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[Shrek and Fiona are having dinner on the last day of their journey] Princess Fiona: Mmmm... ...
by Shrek
0 votes   294 views  
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Princess Fiona: I wanted to show you before. [turns into an ogre] Shrek: Well, er, *that* explains ...
by Shrek
0 votes   285 views  
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Donkey: Aright, nobody move. I've got a dragon and I'm not afraid to use it. [gasps ...
by Shrek
0 votes   280 views  
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Shrek: Fiona? Are you all right? [Stands up and looks at herself, then at Shrek] Princess ...
by Shrek
0 votes   280 views  
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Shrek: Little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I? Donkey: Really tall? Shrek: No. I'm an ...
by Shrek
0 votes   277 views  
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Donkey: Shrek, remember when you said that ogres have layers? Shrek: Oh, aye? Donkey: Well, I have a ...
by Shrek
0 votes   275 views  
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Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the ...
by Shrek
0 votes   273 views  
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Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a ...
by Shrek
0 votes   273 views  
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Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / ...
by Shrek
0 votes   263 views  
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Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Donkey: Stairs? I thought we ...
by Shrek
0 votes   258 views  
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[looking for a certain type of flower] Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. ...
by Shrek
0 votes   256 views  
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Captain of Guards: [to Shrek] You there! Ogre! Shrek: Aye? Captain of Guards: [to both Shrek and Donkey] ...
by Shrek
0 votes   253 views  
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[Shrek rescues Fiona] Princess Fiona: What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off ...
by Shrek
0 votes   249 views  
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[Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp] Villager 1: Do you know ...
by Shrek
0 votes   249 views  
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Donkey: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't ...
by Shrek
0 votes   245 views  
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Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. [nose grows] Captain of Guards: Five schillings for ...
by Shrek
0 votes   244 views  
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[the seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table] Shrek: Oh, no no no no. ...
by Shrek
0 votes   242 views  
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Princess Fiona: What kind of a knight are you? Shrek: One of a kind.
by Shrek
0 votes   238 views  
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[Shrek repeatedly thanks the Donkey] The Donkey: Stop it, nobody likes a kiss-ass.
by Shrek
0 votes   233 views  
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Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please? Shrek: Of course. Donkey: Really? Shrek: NO. Donkey: Please. I don't wanna go ...
by Shrek
0 votes   232 views  
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The Donkey: All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She ...
by Shrek
0 votes   217 views  
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Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway? Shrek: In the tower, waiting for ...
by Shrek
0 votes   215 views  
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[Shrek enters the tournament] Lord Farquaad: What's that? It's hideous. Shrek: Well, that's not very nice. [looks ...
by Shrek
-1 votes   209 views  
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