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Jay: Shit, bitch, we're gonna bust up that stage like a high school kegger. We're just ...
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Brandi: Second suitor, would you ever make whoopie in public? Brodie: I already did once today. [clicks ...
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Brandi: Suitor number 3, is your kiss like a soft breeze, a firm handshake or a ...
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[Jay explains the details of Operation Drive By to Silent Bob] Jay: First you take a ...
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Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her? T.S. Quint: No, why do you ...
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Stan Lee: You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to ...
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Brodie: You've probably had a slew of women since her, am I right? Stan Lee: Oh, lots ...
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[Brodie Bruce speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] Brodie: You two are retarded for each other.
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Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like ...
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Rene: [about why she cries in the bathroom] Do you really wanna know? Brodie: I asked, didn't ...
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Shannon Hamilton: That's it. You're dead, mallrat! I'm gonna fuck you up beyond repair! Brodie: Ladies and ...
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Silent Bob: Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things. [c.f. Star Wars: Episode V - ...
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Brodie: After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him. T.S. ...
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T.S. Quint: But they're engaged. Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen. T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come ...
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Brodie: You know about this game show they got goin' on here? We need you guys ...
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[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette] T.S. Quint: What's he doing? Jay: Shithead here watched ...
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Bob Summers: Our first suitor goes to Marymount College where he majors in economics. Say hi ...
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Brodie: I would've made a sexy chick.
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Brodie: [referring to the tape of Shannon having anal sex with Trish] Did you see that ...
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[beating up the Easter Bunny] Jay: This is for Brodie!
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Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?
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Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner. Willam Black: Ha ha ha ...
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T.S. Quint: I got to hit the bathroom. Brodie: PLEASE. Don't say "hit".
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[after hitting La Fours over the head with a baseball bat] Jay: Come son of Jor-El, ...
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Brodie: That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!
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Jay: Silent Bob here's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in eighth grade by ...
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Brodie: I love the smell of commerce in the morning.
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Brodie: There is something out there that can help us ease our simultanious double loss. T.S. ...
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Brodie: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are ...
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T.S. Quint: How easily do you quit? Say you wind up with one of us? Brodie: Hopefully ...
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Jay: Dude, you'se a mad chick magnet.
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T.S. Quint: [reading the break-up letter that Renee gave Brodie] Woah, she calls you "callow" in ...
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Brodie: Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass - or sticking my ...
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Ivannah: Free your minds. Brodie: I'd like to free something...
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Brodie: How much longer are we gonna be in this chick store? I'm starting to get ...
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Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some ...
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Shannon Hamilton: You're sure you saw her get on? T.S. Quint: Maybe she was getting off...
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T.S. Quint: I was going to propose to her. Brodie: Where? T.S. Quint: The Universal Tour. Brodie: You're kidding. ...
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Willam Black: When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
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T.S. Quint: How do I do that?
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