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Elias: Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift ...
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Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the ...
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Wife: Did he say 'cock stain'? What the fuck is cock stain? Husband: I don't know. That's ...
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Randal Graves: You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?
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Jay: You should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. ...
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Randal Graves: Hey! Freddy fucking Mercury! Where the fuck is Kelly? Sexy Stud: [pointing at the donkey] ...
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Randal Graves: Before he was the Mad Ducats guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see, ...
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Randal Graves: Ladies and gentlemen, and you, Elias! Straight from the debauchery capital of the world, ...
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Randal Graves: What? What is the big deal? Since when did it become a crime to ...
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Randal Graves: What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to ...
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Randal Graves: We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for ...
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Dante Hicks: Why *do* the Go-Karts help? Randal Graves: I don't know. They just remind me of ...
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[Jay hands Emma a cake] Jay: Quick, hit that two-timing fuck with this! [she hits Dante ...
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Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible? Jay: Hey hey, the HOLY fucking Bible, son.
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Randal Graves: You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad. Elias: [gets angry] ...
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Teen #1: [about Jay and Silent Bob] I like 'em man, they're funny. Teen #2: They're fucking ...
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Elias: Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love a lot of pussy! Jay: [looks at Silent Bob] Yo, ...
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Randal Graves: You swung at me! Dante Hicks: You ducked. Randal Graves: Because you swung at me!
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Counter Girl with Ear Guy: You fuckin' freak. [pulls boyfriend by loop in ear] Randal Graves: I'm ...
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Randal Graves: [about the Go-Karts] It just centers me, alright? Kinda the way jerking off at ...
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Jay: [after Silent Bob hands Jay a Redbull, Jay drinks it and kicks it in the ...
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Elias: Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this.
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Randal Graves: [to Dante] You're my best friend, and I love you... In a totally heterosexual ...
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Silent Bob: ...I got nothing.
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Dante Hicks: The guy's in a wheelchair. Randal Graves: Yeah. That's why I called him "crippie-boy."
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Sexy Stud: So, where're we doin' this thing? Randal Graves: Oh, right inside the restaurant. Sexy Stud: You're ...
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Emma: It must be nice to have a job with so much downtime. Randal Graves: Downtime's important. ...
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Elias: If he's gonna jerk off, I'm gonna jerk off, too Randal Graves: I don't think he's ...
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[Randal bursts into the office] Randal Graves: [laughing] I made fun of "Lord of the Rings" ...
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Dante Hicks: [pause in dancing as he dips her; to Becky] I love you, Becky. Becky: I'm ...
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Jay: [Emma parks her SUV and gets out. Jay and Silent Bob stand in front of ...
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Dante Hicks: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? Randal Graves: No, 'cause ...
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Elias: [removing a smoking black basket of fries] I don't think these look right. Randal Graves: Jesus! ...
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Dante Hicks: [about Becky] No, we had sex one night after work a few weeks ago. ...
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Concerned Father: Don't look at his wee-wee.
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Elias: [to Jay] I have a huge boner right now! [Jay smiles nervously at him]
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Lance Dowds: Randal Graves. You work here too? Jesus, anyone else from our graduating class back ...
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Dante Hicks: I mean, you already taught me how to dance at a wedding.
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Emma: Come outside with me, I've got a surprise for you! [Emma and Dante run outside ...
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Randal Graves: How the fuck did you father a child with a chick that's not your ...
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