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| “Reality continues to ruin my life.” |
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| “Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?” |
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| “I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge.” |
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| “As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.” |
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| “I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information” |
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| “Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.” |
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| ” Calvin: Dad, can u put a bell on my new bike?
His dad: There's no use puttin’ a bell on your bike if you don't know how to ride a cycle.
Calvin: I don't need a bell for that! I want a bell so that I can know when that darn bike's sneaking upon me!” |
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| “I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.” |
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| “Hobbes: "It says here that by the age of 6, most children have seen a million murders on television."
Calvin: "I find that very disturbing...it means I've been watching all the wrong channels." |
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| “Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.” |
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