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| The Dude:
Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak:
I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling?
The Dude:
Walter...
Donny:
Burkhalter.
Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
The Dude:
Walter...
Donny:
They already posted it.
Walter Sobchak:
Well they can *fucking unpost it*!
The Dude:
Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak:
C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back.
Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak:
I'm shomer shabbos.
Donny:
What's that?
The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski?
Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*!
Donny:
Sheesh.
Walter Sobchak:
Shomer shabbos!
The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to...
Walter Sobchak:
Shomer fucking shabbos.
The Dude:
Oh fuck it. I'm out of here.
Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude... [rolls his eyes at Donny]
Walter Sobchak:
Fucking BABY... [Donny nods]
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