| Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes |
| Devil Jay:
[appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for? She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit.
Devil Jay 2:
[appears out of nowhere] Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy... [Both devils disappear]
Angel Jay:
[with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Jesus loves the little children... [Stops singing]
Angel Jay:
Oh sorry I'm late. So what's the deal here? [looks down at Jay's erection]
Angel Jay:
Oh shit! Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? [Jay nods. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]
Angel Jay:
Tell you what... Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Silent Bob shakes his head]
Angel Jay:
That's it boy, put the dick down. You gotta go from the heart, yo. No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. Be smooth. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. BOOOONG... [disappears]
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