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Gus: [looking at baseball cards] We've got statistics! I got 30 homeruns! Richie: I got 11 foul ...
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Richie: [after pulling up to Mel's house] Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought ...
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Gus: Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry. Jerry: What was that? Gus: Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. ...
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Marcus Ellwood: Do you still think I look like Yoda? Gus: No. Marcus Ellwood: But Yoda's my favorite! ...
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Clark: Hold on I got a text from my mom... NO WAY we're having maccroni tonight ...
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Kyle: Leave our field or you will suffer the consequences! Richie: What is this, "children of the ...
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Clark: That nerd makes me look like Rambo. Richie: No. Clark: John Stamos? Richie: Warmer.
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Brad: You guys think you're athletes now? Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three ...
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Gus: Man! I haven't even been on a baseball field in over 10 years. Clark: I've never ...
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Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!
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Howie: [quivering] Carlos? Carlos: Who say my name? Howie: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila] ...
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Carlos: Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.
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Howie: Richie told me about the serial killers thats loose in in our neighborhood killing anyone ...
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Kyle: Time to meet your makers! Clark: Makers of what? POOP?
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Mel: Richie, do you have any kids? Richie: Never had a date. Mel: Clark? Clark: Never spoke to a ...
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Clark: [where someone has recently farted] Oh! I love beef stew!
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[seeing three Howie's thru his blurred vision] Carlos: Look at all those Albinos.
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Gus: Move over honey, I gotta take a leak. Liz: Oh my God! You’re not kidding!
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Old Man: I smell cinnamon rolls.
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[last lines] Mel: This was a total waste of time, wasn't it? Gus: Yeah.
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Kyle: I'm gonna call the cops! Clark: We are cops!... We're navy seals! Kyle: Navy seals aren't cops! ...
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Richie: [after hitting the ball] I ticked it, it hit the bat! Charlie Catcher: You're ssstill out. ...
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Howie: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not. Wayne: How's ...
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Gus: [to Nelson] Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier? Mel: Yes. This is ...
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Brad: Bring it! Clark: Suck it!
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[Carlos is drinking a tequilla while pitching] Carlos: Maria? Why did you leave me? Mel: Letting that ...
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Howie: What's going all the way? Wayne: [whispers in Howie's ear] Howie: Oh. [squeezes suntan lotion and screams] ...
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Mel: Have you even known the joys of having children? Richie: Never had a date. Clark: Never talked ...
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Richie: He just did that steroid free! Clark: What's steroids? Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller. Clark: Ohh... ...
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Wayne: Is that beer? Carlos: [stumbling] No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.
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