http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/images/famous_why.jpg en-us Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:06 +0000 http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Mellish: [as-a-column-of-German-prisoners-passes-by]-Juden.-[pauses]- Mellish: Juden.-[pauses]- Mellish: Juden!- Mellish: [Shows-star-of-David-necklace-to-prisoners]-I'm...-Juden,-you-know?-[pauses]- Mellish: Juuuuuuuuuuuuden! _q53181.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/We-have-to-turn-it-around-quickly-because-it-will-be-real-hard-to-get-to-where-we-want-with-a-1-2-record-to-start-off-the-season.-So-we-have-to-turn-it-around-quickly-and-there`s-really-no-excuses-for-what-happened-against-Florida.-They-just-beat-us._q120980.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [Helen-tells-James-her-boyfriend-is-cheating]- James: Well,-if-it-makes-you-feel-any-better...-do-you-see-that-bloke-over-there?-[Points-to-his-friend-at-the-end-of-the-bar]- James: Not-only-does-he-own-a-personalized-matching-set-of-crocodile-skin-luggage,-but-his-favorite-TV-program-is-Baywatch.-So-you-see-there's-always-someone-sadder-than-you.-[Helen-starts-to-cry]- James: Do-you-love-him?- Helen: No,-I-could-never-love-a-Baywatch-fan. _q51596.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [letter-Jack-writes-to-Jean]- Jack-Starks: Sometimes-I-think-we-live-through-things-only-to-be-able-to-say-that-it-happened.-That-it-wasn't-to-someone-else,-it-was-to-me.-Sometimes-we-live-to-beat-the-odds.-I'm-not-crazy-even-though-they-thought-I-was.-I-live-in-the-same-world-as-everyone-else.-I-just-saw-more-of-it,-as-I'm-sure-you-have.-They'll-find-my-body-tomorrow.-You-can-check-it-out-if-you-don't-believe-me.-I've-seen-life-after-my-death,-and-I'm-telling-you-this-because-it's-the-only-way-to-help-you-and-your-daughter-have-a-better-life-of-your-own.-Jean,-you're-gonna-pass-out-one-day-smoking-a-cigarette-and-burn-to-death.-Your-daughter-grows-up-living-the-same-life-you're-living-right-now.-And-she-misses-you-so-much.-Sometimes-life-can-only-really-begin-with-the-knowledge-of-death.-That-it-can-all-end,-even-when-you-least-want-it-to.-The-important-thing-in-life-is-to-believe-that-while-you're-alive,-it's-never-too-late.-I-promise-you,-Jean,-no-matter-how-bad-things-look,-they-look-better-awake-than-they-do-asleep.-When-you-die,-there's-only-one-thing-you-want-to-happen.-You-wanna-come-back. _q70174.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/JP: [Roger-and-JP-are-in-their-beds]-Roger?- Roger-Bomman: What?- JP: Are-you-asleep?- Roger-Bomman: If-I-was-sleeping,-how-would-I-be-talking-to-you?- JP: You-could-be-sleep-talking.- Roger-Bomman: Look,-I'll-give-you-a-dime-tomorrow-if-you-don't-say-another-word.- JP: Okay.-[Roger-snuggles-more-into-the-covers,-just-starting-to-sleep]- JP: Roger?- Roger-Bomman: [sighs-loudly]-You-can-forget-that-dime. _q42910.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Witch: [a-child-less-woman-opens-her-front-door-and-sees-a-witch-standing-there]-Well,-are-you-gonna-invite-me-in-or-stare-at-me-all-night?- Child-less-woman: Ah.-Oh,-yes!-Eh,-please,-come-in!- Witch: That's-better.-Now,-let's-get-down-to-business.-Time-is-money-you-know,-and-speaking-of-money...- Child-less-woman: The-money?-Ah,-of-course,-I--I-have-it-right-here.-I-believe-the-price-was-twenty-pieces-of-gold.-[the-witch-reaches-over-for-the-money]- Child-less-woman: But,-where-is-the-child-you-promised-to-find-me?- Witch: [pulls-out-a-red-tulip]-Here-we-are.- Child-less-woman: That's-no-child,-that's-a-tulip.- Witch: Yes,-but-it's-no-ordinary-tulip.-Plant-it-in-a-flower-pot-and-you-shall-soon-have-your-child.- Child-less-woman: If-this-doesn't-bring-me-a-child,-I'll--I'm-gonna-find-you-and-get-my-money-back!- Witch: Fine,-I-never-had-to-give-a-refund-yet. _q54751.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Abe-Sapien: [as-Hellboy-walks-away-from-Sammael's-corpse]-Red,-you-need-to-hear-the-rest-of-the-information.- Hellboy: Nah,-he's-taken-care-of.- Abe-Sapien: No,-listen-to-this.-Sammael,-the-Desolate-One,-Lord-of-the-Shadows,-Son-of-Nergal...-[Hellboy-starts-to-make-"blah-blah"-motions-with-his-hand]- Abe-Sapien: ...hound-of-resurrection.- Hellboy: [stops]-See,-I-don't-like-that.- Abe-Sapien: What?-Hound-of-resurrection?- Hellboy: [turns-around;-Sammael-is-gone]-Mmm. _q56744.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/The-surge-in-personal-bankruptcy-started-a-few-years-ago-and-has-been-building,_q112156.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/C.-J.: Zombies!- Mahalik: Grandma?-The-zombies-have-got-my-grandma!-[Mahalik-grabs-his-grandma-and-starts-shaking-her]- Mahalik: Die,-Grandma!-Die!-Die!-I-loved-you!-I-loved-you! _q69671.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/I-lucked-out-when-I-started-to-sing.-I`d-already-experienced-failing-at-everything-else_q111324.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Ben-the-Cow: Grey-market-goods.-As-if-I-needed-to-say-it-again,-the-purchase-of-human-articles-from-the-gopher-underground-is-strictly-prohibited.- Otis-the-Cow: [Otis-cellphone]-HELLO-MOTO!-[start-to-play-the-Motorola-tune,-Otis-coyly-answers]- Gopher: Hey,-Otis!-[giggles]- Gopher: Listen,-I-think-your-Nikes-are...- Otis-the-Cow: [whispering]-Yeah,-this,-really-isn't-the-best-time... _q74209.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Luc: I-like-you.-But-I-don't-like-the-way-you-say-with-your-face-all-scrunched-up,-"you're-French,-aren't-you?"-And-then-I-don't-like-how-you-say,-with-your-eyes-all-squinty,-"all-men-are-bastards." _q45814.html editor@famouswhy.com