http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/images/famous_why.jpg en-us Fri, 24 May 2013 00:03:06 +0000 http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Daniel: My-father-was-an-exceptional-man!-[pause]- Daniel: He-may-not-have-been-a-perfect-man,-but-he-was-a-good-man,-and-he-loved-us.-All-I-wanted-to-do-today-was-to-give-him-a-dignified-send-off.-Is-that-really-so-much-to-ask?-So,-maybe,-maybe-he-had-some-things-he-liked-to-do.-Life-isn't-simple,-it's-complicated.-We're-all-just-thrown-in-here-together,-in-a-world-full-of-chaos-and-confusion,-a-world-full-of-questions-and-no-answers,-death-always-lingering-around-the-corner,-and-we-do-our-best.-We-can't-only-do-our-best,-and-my-dad-did-his-best.-He-always-tried-to-tell-me-that-you-have-to-go-for-what-you-want-in-life-because-you-never-know-how-long-you're-going-to-be-here.-And-whether-you-succeed-or-you-fail,-the-most-important-thing-is-to-have-tried.-And-apparently-no-one-will-guide-you-in-the-right-direction,-in-the-end-you-have-to-learn-for-yourself.-You-have-to-grow-up-yourself.-So-when-you-all-leave-here-today,-I-would-like-you-to-remember-my-father-for-who-he-really-was:-a-decent,-loving-man.-If-only-we-could-be-as-giving-and-generous-and-as-understanding-as-my-father-was.-Then-the-world-would-be-a-far-better-place. _q33686.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [Vic-puts-some-fake-boobs-in-Gracie's-suit]- Gracie-Hart: Oh-good.-I-guess-it's-time-to-go-apply-at-my-local-Hooters.-[Vic-holds-up-a-tube-Haemorrhoid-ointment]- Gracie-Hart: What?-Hemorrhoid-ointment?-You-really-think-the-judges-are-going-to-be-looking-that-closely?- Victor-Melling: It's-for-the-little-baggies-under-your-eyes.- Gracie-Hart: Really.-[Vic-shakes-a-can-of-hairspray]- Gracie-Hart: Oh-good,-hairspray.-Something-I-finally-recognize.-[Vic-sprays-the-bottom-of-her-suit-and-she-bonks-into-the-mirror]- Gracie-Hart: What-are-you-doing?- Victor-Melling: It-stops-the-suit-from-riding-up.- Gracie-Hart: Riding-up-where?- Victor-Melling: Just...-up!- Gracie-Hart: That-is-enough!- Victor-Melling: Why-do-you-make-things-difficult-for-me?- Gracie-Hart: Oh-yeah.-I-can-see-this-is-an-incredibly-embarrassing-situation-for-YOU! _q59413.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Jigsaw: Vengeance-changes-a-person.- Jigsaw: It-can-make-them-realize-what-they're-capable-of. _q36337.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Emily: [performing-stand-up-comedy]-The-cops-on-this-campus-are-great...-Great-at-eating-donuts!- Freaky-Reaky: [laughs-loudly---he-is-the-only-person-laughing]- Emily: But-I-don't-really-like-donuts.-I-just-like-the-chocolate-ones,-the-jelly-ones,-the...- Freaky-Reaky: [laughing-loudly]-You-gotta-love-them-donuts! _q55596.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Tammy-Metzler: [her-campaign-speech]-Who-cares-about-this-stupid-election?-We-all-know-it-doesn't-matter-who-gets-elected-president-of-Carver.-Do-you-really-think-it's-going-to-change-anything-around-here;-make-one-single-person-smarter-or-happier-or-nicer?-The-only-person-it-does-matter-to-is-the-one-who-gets-elected.-The-same-pathetic-charade-happens-every-year,-and-everyone-makes-the-same-pathetic-promises-just-so-they-can-put-it-on-their-transcripts-to-get-into-college.-So-vote-for-me,-because-I-don't-even-want-to-go-to-college,-and-I-don't-care,-and-as-president-I-won't-do-anything.-The-only-promise-I-will-make-is-that-if-elected-I-will-immediately-dismantle-the-student-government,-so-that-none-of-us-will-ever-have-to-sit-through-one-of-these-stupid-assemblies-again!-[Student-body-erupts-in-huge-cheers]- Tammy-Metzler: Or-don't-vote-for-me...-who-cares?-Don't-vote-at-all!-[more-cheers]- _q54139.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Left-Nut: I-was-tortured-once...-I-didn't-like-it.-You-know-what-the-really-fucked-up-part-was?-They-tore-out-my-left-nut.-That-really-turned-me-off-to-the-whole-thing. _q64079.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Miles-Massey: Let-me-rephrase.-I-would-be-delighted,-honored,-really,-if-you...-[Marylin's-poodle-bites-Miles-Massey-on-his-hand]- Marylin-Rexroth: Howard!- Miles-Massey: Howard.-You-named-him-after-your-ex.- Marylin-Rexroth: I'm-sentimental. _q54983.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Qualen: I-must-say,-you're-a-real-piece-of-work.- Gabe: I-must-say,-you're-a-real-piece-of-shit. _q41067.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Corinne-Daly: She-almost-burned-my-head,-mama.- Tiffany-Dawl: Oh,-really!-I-mean,-are-you-gonna-go-on-about-that-all-night?- Corinne-Daly: If-I-have-to! _q57375.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/John-Mason: Are-you-sure-you're-ready-for-this?- Stanley-Goodspeed: I'll-do-my-best.- John-Mason: Your-"best"!-Losers-always-whine-about-their-best.-Winners-go-home-and-fuck-the-prom-queen.- Stanley-Goodspeed: Carla-was-the-prom-queen.- John-Mason: Really?- Stanley-Goodspeed: [cocks-his-gun]-Yeah. _q49082.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Katherine-Watson: Slide.-Contemporary-art.- Connie-Baker: Now-that's-just-an-advertisement.- Katherine-Watson: Quiet!-Today-you-just-listen.-What-will-the-future-scholars-see-when-they-study-us?-A-portrait-of-woman-today?-There-you-are-ladies.-The-perfect-likeness-of-a-Welesley-graduate,-Magna-Cum-Laude-doing-exactly-what-she-was-trained-to-do.-Slide.-A-Rhodes-scholar.-I-wonder-is-she-recited-Chaucer-while-she-presses-her-husband's-shirts.-Slide.-Heh,-now-you-physics-major's-can-calculate-the-mass-and-volume-of-every-meat-loaf-you-ever-make.-Slide.-A-girdle-to-set-you-free!-What-does-that-mean?...-What-does-that-mean?...-What-does-it-mean?-I-give-up.-You-win.-The-smartest-women-in-the-country...-I-didn't-realize-that-by-demanding-excellence-I-would-be-challenging...-what-did-it-say?-[walks-over-to-student's-desk-and-picks-up-newspaper]- Katherine-Watson: what-did-it-say?-um...-the-roles-you-were-born-to-fill-[looks-up-at-Betty]- Katherine-Watson: is-that-right?-the-roles-you-were-born-to-fill?...-It's-uh-it's-my-mistake.-[drops-paper-and-walks-out-of-classroom]- Katherine-Watson: Class-dismissed. _q65220.html editor@famouswhy.com http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Igor-Karkaroff: [a-highly-agitated-Karkaroff-is-following-Snape-around-outside-the-Yule-Ball-as-Snape-patrols-through-the-carriages-parked-on-the-grounds]-It's-happening-again,-like-before,-and-soon-neither-you-nor-anyone-else-will-be-able-to-deny-it.- Professor-Snape: I've-told-you-already-Igor,-I-see-no-reason-to-discuss-it.-[notices-one-carriage-that-is-definitely-occupied-and-blasts-the-door-open-with-his-wand,-shooing-out-the-students]- Professor-Snape: Lumos!-Ten-points-from-Hufflepuff,-Fawcett,-and-the-same-from-Ravenclaw,-Stebbins.- Igor-Karkaroff: It's-a-sign,-Severus,-you-know-it-is.- Professor-Snape: Sorry,-I-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about.- Igor-Karkaroff: Really?-Then-perhaps-you-wouldn't-mind-rolling-up-your-sleeve-them,-huh?-[reaches-for-Snape's-left-arm,-which-Snape-quickly-pulls-out-of-his-way]- Igor-Karkaroff: You-don't-fool-me,-Severus.-You-are-scared.-Admit-it!- Professor-Snape: I-have-nothing-to-be-scared-of,-Igor.-Can-you-say-the-same? _q67585.html editor@famouswhy.com