Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html FamousWhy Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/images/famous_why.jpg en-us Tue, 18 Jun 2013 05:38:50 +0000 Charlie Tweeder: [singing] "She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw." http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Charlie-Tweeder: [singing]-"She-broke-my-heart,-so-I-broke-her-jaw." _q55244.html editor@famouswhy.com Caroline: Magic records and a baboon heart... http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Caroline: Magic-records-and-a-baboon-heart... _q42483.html editor@famouswhy.com Walter Sparrow: [telling soothing story to dog] Once upon a time there was a dog. Lived a life of terror, feared no one. Although his teeth were sharp, and his belly full, his heart was empty. He decided to go on a journey to a land far far away. But he came upon a wooden shack one day with a thin old man inside, and he invited him in. The dog was overjoyed, and that night warm smoke billowed from the chimney above. Oh, what odd smelling smoke this was. You see, the land was China, and in China they *eat* dogs. [roughly cinches the catchpole] http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Walter-Sparrow: [telling-soothing-story-to-dog]-Once-upon-a-time-there-was-a-dog.-Lived-a-life-of-terror,-feared-no-one.-Although-his-teeth-were-sharp,-and-his-belly-full,-his-heart-was-empty.-He-decided-to-go-on-a-journey-to-a-land-far-far-away.-But-he-came-upon-a-wooden-shack-one-day-with-a-thin-old-man-inside,-and-he-invited-him-in.-The-dog-was-overjoyed,-and-that-night-warm-smoke-billowed-from-the-chimney-above.-Oh,-what-odd-smelling-smoke-this-was.-You-see,-the-land-was-China,-and-in-China-they-*eat*-dogs.-[roughly-cinches-the-catchpole]- _q32504.html editor@famouswhy.com Florentino Ariza: [closing scene, in bed together, but clothed] I love you, my crowned goddess. We're going to stay like this. Fermina Urbino: You can't mean it. Florentino Ariza: From the moment I was born, I have never said anything I did not mean. Fermina Urbino: [exhales, almost trembling] And how long do you... you think we can... stay like this? Fermina Urbino: Forever. Fermina Urbino: Forever? Florentino Ariza: [cut to view of the sun-lit boat anchored in the midst of the river] After 53 years, seven months and 11 days and night, my heart was at last fulfilled. And I discovered, to my joy, that it is life and not death that has no limits. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Florentino-Ariza: [closing-scene,-in-bed-together,-but-clothed]-I-love-you,-my-crowned-goddess.-We're-going-to-stay-like-this.- Fermina-Urbino: You-can't-mean-it.- Florentino-Ariza: From-the-moment-I-was-born,-I-have-never-said-anything-I-did-not-mean.- Fermina-Urbino: [exhales,-almost-trembling]-And-how-long-do-you...-you-think-we-can...-stay-like-this?- Fermina-Urbino: Forever.- Fermina-Urbino: Forever?- Florentino-Ariza: [cut-to-view-of-the-sun-lit-boat-anchored-in-the-midst-of-the-river]-After-53-years,-seven-months-and-11-days-and-night,-my-heart-was-at-last-fulfilled.-And-I-discovered,-to-my-joy,-that-it-is-life-and-not-death-that-has-no-limits. _q32635.html editor@famouswhy.com Caroline: I am going to fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back. I am going to give you my heart. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Caroline: I-am-going-to-fall-in-love-with-you.-You-don't-have-to-love-me-back.-I-am-going-to-give-you-my-heart. _q42475.html editor@famouswhy.com Anus Magillicutty: Now why don't you scrub my nuts or something? Anus's Woman: How do you always know what to say? Anus Magillicutty: I'm a romantic at heart. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Anus-Magillicutty: Now-why-don't-you-scrub-my-nuts-or-something?- Anus's-Woman: How-do-you-always-know-what-to-say?- Anus-Magillicutty: I'm-a-romantic-at-heart. _q73125.html editor@famouswhy.com Katrina Anne Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked? Ichabod Crane: No... but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina. Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Why do you say that? Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Katrina-Anne-Van-Tassel: I-have-shed-my-tears-for-Brom...-and-yet-my-heart-is-not-broken.-Do-you-think-me-wicked?- Ichabod-Crane: No...-but-perhaps-there-is-a-little-bit-of-witch-in-you,-Katrina.- Katrina-Anne-Van-Tassel: Why-do-you-say-that?- Ichabod-Crane: Because-you-have-bewitched-me. _q56256.html editor@famouswhy.com Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [Starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. [All laugh] http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Clifford-Worley: You're-Sicilian,-huh?- Coccotti: Yeah,-Sicilian.- Clifford-Worley: Ya-know,-I-read-a-lot.-Especially-about-things...-about-history.-I-find-that-shit-fascinating.-Here's-a-fact-I-don't-know-whether-you-know-or-not.-Sicilians-were-spawned-by-niggers.- Coccotti: Come-again?- Clifford-Worley: It's-a-fact.-Yeah.-You-see,-uh,-Sicilians-have,-uh,-black-blood-pumpin'-through-their-hearts.-Hey,-no,-if-eh,-if-eh,-if-you-don't-believe-me,-uh,-you-can-look-it-up.-Hundreds-and-hundreds-of-years-ago,-uh,-you-see,-uh,-the-Moors-conquered-Sicily.-And-the-Moors-are-niggers.- Coccotti: Yes...- Clifford-Worley: So-you-see,-way-back-then,-uh,-Sicilians-were-like,-uh,-wops-from-Northern-Italy.-Ah,-they-all-had-blonde-hair-and-blue-eyes,-but,-uh,-well,-then-the-Moors-moved-in-there,-and-uh,-well,-they-changed-the-whole-country.-They-did-so-much-fuckin'-with-Sicilian-women,-huh?-That-they-changed-the-whole-bloodline-forever.-That's-why-blonde-hair-and-blue-eyes-became-black-hair-and-dark-skin.-You-know,-it's-absolutely-amazing-to-me-to-think-that-to-this-day,-hundreds-of-years-later,-that,-uh,-that-Sicilians-still-carry-that-nigger-gene.-Now-this...-[Coccotti-busts-out-laughing]- Clifford-Worley: No,-I'm,-no,-I'm-quoting...-history.-It's-written.-It's-a-fact,-it's-written.- Coccotti: [laughing]-I-love-this-guy.- Clifford-Worley: Your-ancestors-are-niggers.-Uh-huh.-[Starts-laughing,-too]- Clifford-Worley: Hey.-Yeah.-And,-and-your-great-great-great-great-grandmother-fucked-a-nigger,-ho,-ho,-yeah,-and-she-had-a-half-nigger-kid...-now,-if-that's-a-fact,-tell-me,-am-I-lying?-'Cause-you,-you're-part-eggplant.-[All-laugh]- _q42419.html editor@famouswhy.com What all the ads and all the whoreoscopes seemed to imply was that if only you were narcissistic enough, if only you took proper care of your smells, your hair, your boobs, your eyelashes, your armpits, your crotch, your stars, your scars, and your choice of Scotch in bars--you would meet a beautiful, powerful, potent, and rich man who would satisfy every longing, fill every hole, make your heart skip a beat (or stand still), make you misty, and fly you to the moon (preferably on gossamer wings), where you would live totally satisfied forever. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/What-all-the-ads-and-all-the-whoreoscopes-seemed-to-imply-was-that-if-only-you-were-narcissistic-enough,-if-only-you-took-proper-care-of-your-smells,-your-hair,-your-boobs,-your-eyelashes,-your-armpits,-your-crotch,-your-stars,-your-scars,-and-your-choice-of-Scotch-in-bars--you-would-meet-a-beautiful,-powerful,-potent,-and-rich-man-who-would-satisfy-every-longing,-fill-every-hole,-make-your-heart-skip-a-beat-(or-stand-still),-make-you-misty,-and-fly-you-to-the-moon-(preferably-on-gossamer-wings),-where-you-would-live-totally-satisfied-forever._q118918.html editor@famouswhy.com Gerald Olin: The causes of death in 1408 range from heart attack, stroke, drowning. Mike Enslin: Drowning? Gerald Olin: Yes, one Mr. Grady Miller drowned in his chicken soup. Mike Enslin: That's hard to do, h - how did he do that? Gerald Olin: How indeed. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Gerald-Olin: The-causes-of-death-in-1408-range-from-heart-attack,-stroke,-drowning.- Mike-Enslin: Drowning?- Gerald-Olin: Yes,-one-Mr.-Grady-Miller-drowned-in-his-chicken-soup.- Mike-Enslin: That's-hard-to-do,-h---how-did-he-do-that?- Gerald-Olin: How-indeed. _q30891.html editor@famouswhy.com Actors are beings who have tasted life`s nectar in that crystal moment when they poured out their creative spirit and touched another`s heart. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Actors-are-beings-who-have-tasted-life`s-nectar-in-that-crystal-moment-when-they-poured-out-their-creative-spirit-and-touched-another`s-heart._q115018.html editor@famouswhy.com Governor Crittenden: Jesse James sent me a telegram last month, saying he was going to kill me if he had to wreck a train to do it. He said that once I was in his hands he was going to cut my heart out and eat it in strips like it was bacon. [pause] Governor Crittenden: I'm going to wreck his train first. Robert Ford: [Bob scoffs, Crittenden glares at him] I'm sorry, Your Excellency. I was thinking of something else. Governor Crittenden: Jesse James is nothing more than a public outlaw who's made his reputation by stealing whatever he could and by killing whoever got in his way. You'll hear some fools say he's getting back at Republicans and Union men for wrongs his family suffered during the war, but his victims have scarcely ever been selected with reference to their political views. I'm saying his sins will soon find him out. I'm saying his cup of iniquity is full. I'm saying Jesse James is a desperate case and may require a desperate remedy. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Governor-Crittenden: Jesse-James-sent-me-a-telegram-last-month,-saying-he-was-going-to-kill-me-if-he-had-to-wreck-a-train-to-do-it.-He-said-that-once-I-was-in-his-hands-he-was-going-to-cut-my-heart-out-and-eat-it-in-strips-like-it-was-bacon.-[pause]- Governor-Crittenden: I'm-going-to-wreck-his-train-first.- Robert-Ford: [Bob-scoffs,-Crittenden-glares-at-him]-I'm-sorry,-Your-Excellency.-I-was-thinking-of-something-else.- Governor-Crittenden: Jesse-James-is-nothing-more-than-a-public-outlaw-who's-made-his-reputation-by-stealing-whatever-he-could-and-by-killing-whoever-got-in-his-way.-You'll-hear-some-fools-say-he's-getting-back-at-Republicans-and-Union-men-for-wrongs-his-family-suffered-during-the-war,-but-his-victims-have-scarcely-ever-been-selected-with-reference-to-their-political-views.-I'm-saying-his-sins-will-soon-find-him-out.-I'm-saying-his-cup-of-iniquity-is-full.-I'm-saying-Jesse-James-is-a-desperate-case-and-may-require-a-desperate-remedy. _q30523.html editor@famouswhy.com