Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html FamousWhy Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/images/famous_why.jpg en-us Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:26:13 +0000 Well, being a Canadian, I love SCTV, and I think it`s the basis for all good North American comedy, so I compare everything to that. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Well,-being-a-Canadian,-I-love-SCTV,-and-I-think-it`s-the-basis-for-all-good-North-American-comedy,-so-I-compare-everything-to-that._q135848.html editor@famouswhy.com Morris Weissman: [after Jennings suggests Mr. Weissman choose his own breakfast items] Oh, like cafeteria style? Baron Raymond Stockbridge: The Englishman is never waited on at breakfast. Morris Weissman: Well, that's interesting, because an American is. I'll make a note of that. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Morris-Weissman: [after-Jennings-suggests-Mr.-Weissman-choose-his-own-breakfast-items]-Oh,-like-cafeteria-style?- Baron-Raymond-Stockbridge: The-Englishman-is-never-waited-on-at-breakfast.- Morris-Weissman: Well,-that's-interesting,-because-an-American-is.-I'll-make-a-note-of-that. _q63630.html editor@famouswhy.com Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China? Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend. Bo Duke: I dated a Koren girl in high school. Sheev: That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education. Bo Duke: You’re the one who got the fuse wrong. Sheev: You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Sheev: Have-you-ever-been-to-China?-Have-you-ever-been-to-China?- Bo-Duke: I-ate-Chinese-food-once- Sheev: Yea,-well-you-don't-blow-up-Mu-Shu-Pork-my-friend.- Bo-Duke: I-dated-a-Koren-girl-in-high-school.- Sheev: That-is-an-entirely-different-Oriental-nation.-Get-an-education.- Bo-Duke: You’re-the-one-who-got-the-fuse-wrong.- Sheev: You-know-nothing-about-Chyno-Syno-American-relations. _q71512.html editor@famouswhy.com The thing about American politics, as I`ve learned, is there is no choice. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/The-thing-about-American-politics,-as-I`ve-learned,-is-there-is-no-choice._q140892.html editor@famouswhy.com Pablo Escobar: Our business here today is cocaine, yes? George: Si. Yes it is. Pablo Escobar: I need to find an Americano who I can trust. One with honor, intelligence... George: You need an Americano with balls, Senior Escobar. Pablo Escobar: Yes, and balls, Mr. George. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Pablo-Escobar: Our-business-here-today-is-cocaine,-yes?- George: Si.-Yes-it-is.- Pablo-Escobar: I-need-to-find-an-Americano-who-I-can-trust.-One-with-honor,-intelligence...- George: You-need-an-Americano-with-balls,-Senior-Escobar.- Pablo-Escobar: Yes,-and-balls,-Mr.-George. _q59998.html editor@famouswhy.com Andrew Cooper: ...and Everett said "Oh, I'm very involved in this organization called ARIA: the Alliance for Rebirth of an Independent America... A.R.I.A." And I asked him what that was and he said, "Well, it was this group that is, is, ya know, absolutely committed to bringing down Bill Clinton. And we're gonna do it. And we've got we've got money, and we've got resources and there are people all over the country who are working on this project." http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Andrew-Cooper: ...and-Everett-said-"Oh,-I'm-very-involved-in-this-organization-called-ARIA:-the-Alliance-for-Rebirth-of-an-Independent-America...-A.R.I.A."-And-I-asked-him-what-that-was-and-he-said,-"Well,-it-was-this-group-that-is,-is,-ya-know,-absolutely-committed-to-bringing-down-Bill-Clinton.-And-we're-gonna-do-it.-And-we've-got-we've-got-money,-and-we've-got-resources-and-there-are-people-all-over-the-country-who-are-working-on-this-project." _q72539.html editor@famouswhy.com Tummler: [voiceover] Without wood, there'd be no America. No ships to bring the pilgrims across the ocean. No log cabins, no schoolhouses, no churches, no covered wagons, no railroad ties, no cigar store Indians, no nothin'. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Tummler: [voiceover]-Without-wood,-there'd-be-no-America.-No-ships-to-bring-the-pilgrims-across-the-ocean.-No-log-cabins,-no-schoolhouses,-no-churches,-no-covered-wagons,-no-railroad-ties,-no-cigar-store-Indians,-no-nothin'. _q50735.html editor@famouswhy.com Cody: Damian, what's the dealie dude? Are we gonna blow up this tree line or what? Tuk-Tuk and Kim got the blue balls and I wanna let em squirt it for a go... Peter, can he hear me? [one of the men bring a box to Cody] Cody: That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Cody: Damian,-what's-the-dealie-dude?-Are-we-gonna-blow-up-this-tree-line-or-what?-Tuk-Tuk-and-Kim-got-the-blue-balls-and-I-wanna-let-em-squirt-it-for-a-go...-Peter,-can-he-hear-me?-[one-of-the-men-bring-a-box-to-Cody]- Cody: That's-C-4,-dipshit.-Put-that-back.-I-said-a-detonator!-I-need-some-dudes-who-speak-American-god-dammit!-He's-making-a-fucking-sweater-here,-I'm-tryin'-to-put-Tiger-Balm-on-this-jungle's-nuts. _q35103.html editor@famouswhy.com Samir Horn: I've been in a lot of battles. And it may have seemed like a suicide mission at the time, but we always had a plan to come home. Omar: You must be willing to sacrifice some of your pawns if you want to win the game. Samir Horn: I don't know. Omar: I think you do. You risked your life to share your food with a stranger. Samir Horn: That's not the same thing. I was just doing my duty. If I had known... Omar: Jihadi is also your duty. Ahmed has told me what you have done in Afghanistan. Samir Horn: Tactics have changed my friend. Omar: Tactics have always changed. You don't defeat an empire fighting by their rules. Once upon a time it was the Americans who were terrorists to the British. They forgetting their history already. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Samir-Horn: I've-been-in-a-lot-of-battles.-And-it-may-have-seemed-like-a-suicide-mission-at-the-time,-but-we-always-had-a-plan-to-come-home.- Omar: You-must-be-willing-to-sacrifice-some-of-your-pawns-if-you-want-to-win-the-game.- Samir-Horn: I-don't-know.- Omar: I-think-you-do.-You-risked-your-life-to-share-your-food-with-a-stranger.- Samir-Horn: That's-not-the-same-thing.-I-was-just-doing-my-duty.-If-I-had-known...- Omar: Jihadi-is-also-your-duty.-Ahmed-has-told-me-what-you-have-done-in-Afghanistan.- Samir-Horn: Tactics-have-changed-my-friend.- Omar: Tactics-have-always-changed.-You-don't-defeat-an-empire-fighting-by-their-rules.-Once-upon-a-time-it-was-the-Americans-who-were-terrorists-to-the-British.-They-forgetting-their-history-already. _q35456.html editor@famouswhy.com Web Smith: Tough neighborhoods are America's last advantage. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Web-Smith: Tough-neighborhoods-are-America's-last-advantage. _q41994.html editor@famouswhy.com Todd Tjersland: If only the students in America were this conscientious about maintaining their grade-point averages, we'd have an epidemic of mass suicides on our hands! http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Todd-Tjersland: If-only-the-students-in-America-were-this-conscientious-about-maintaining-their-grade-point-averages,-we'd-have-an-epidemic-of-mass-suicides-on-our-hands! _q60071.html editor@famouswhy.com Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Golf-is-played-by-twenty-million-mature-American-men-whose-wives-think-they-are-out-having-fun._q126068.html editor@famouswhy.com