Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html FamousWhy Quotes http://www.famouswhy.com/Quotes.html http://www.famouswhy.com/images/famous_why.jpg en-us Sat, 25 May 2013 23:28:46 +0000 Granny: [after hearing the Bandit's plan to destroy the forest] Sweet tea and cookies, we've got to do something! The Wolf: I know. The song was catchty, but choreography was terrible. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Granny: [after-hearing-the-Bandit's-plan-to-destroy-the-forest]-Sweet-tea-and-cookies,-we've-got-to-do-something!- The-Wolf: I-know.-The-song-was-catchty,-but-choreography-was-terrible. _q30469.html editor@famouswhy.com Senator Kevin Keeley: I'm so glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of Dole. Dole is just too, too... Louise Keeley: Dark. Senator Kevin Keeley: Well, I was gonna say liberal, but he's dark, too. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Senator-Kevin-Keeley: I'm-so-glad-I-got-on-Jackson's-bandwagon-instead-of-Dole.-Dole-is-just-too,-too...- Louise-Keeley: Dark.- Senator-Kevin-Keeley: Well,-I-was-gonna-say-liberal,-but-he's-dark,-too. _q47585.html editor@famouswhy.com Charleen Swansea: [laughing, about her ex-husband who committed suicide in a house fire] Now, he's become some stranger's basement. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Charleen-Swansea: [laughing,-about-her-ex-husband-who-committed-suicide-in-a-house-fire]-Now,-he's-become-some-stranger's-basement. _q42367.html editor@famouswhy.com [the band have finished playing Danny boy outside the hospital when the Ward Sister appears in the doorway] Ward Sister: Message from Mr Ormanrod! Phil: He's awake? Ward Sister: Yes. He says your Tenor Horn is too soft! http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [the-band-have-finished-playing-Danny-boy-outside-the-hospital-when-the-Ward-Sister-appears-in-the-doorway]- Ward-Sister: Message-from-Mr-Ormanrod!- Phil: He's-awake?- Ward-Sister: Yes.-He-says-your-Tenor-Horn-is-too-soft! _q47663.html editor@famouswhy.com [while hearing Mrs. Cole having sex on an audio cassette] Fletcher: Oh, come on! Your honor, how can it be proved that the male voice on that tape is not Mr. Cole himself? Samantha: [voice on tape] You are such a better lover than my husband! http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [while-hearing-Mrs.-Cole-having-sex-on-an-audio-cassette]- Fletcher: Oh,-come-on!-Your-honor,-how-can-it-be-proved-that-the-male-voice-on-that-tape-is-not-Mr.-Cole-himself?- Samantha: [voice-on-tape]-You-are-such-a-better-lover-than-my-husband! _q51036.html editor@famouswhy.com Alan Johnson: You know, my wife and I, we tried to call him so many times. Hadn't seen him in years, and I erad about what happened in the paper, and I was just... I was just heartbroken for him. For them. Ginger Timpleman: He just shut down. Quit work. He stopped wanting to talk about her. Then he acted like he didn't remember them. Then he pretended he didn't remember us. Alan Johnson: Yeah. Ginger Timpleman: All my husband and I want to do is see him. And that crazy landlady and his business manager, Sugarman, both conspire to keep us away. Alan Johnson: Sugarman? Ginger Timpleman: Yeah, I don't care for him. Who knows what that little shyster's taking from Charlie. Alan Johnson: What is there to take? Ginger Timpleman: Between the government payout and the insurance policy, Charlie has enough to take care of himself, put it that way. Ginger Timpleman: My husband retired young. He was a cop. We were young, young to be grandparents. I was gonna do nothing but travel and spoil my granddaughters. Then those monsters flew over here from across the world, and rearranged my dance card. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Alan-Johnson: You-know,-my-wife-and-I,-we-tried-to-call-him-so-many-times.-Hadn't-seen-him-in-years,-and-I-erad-about-what-happened-in-the-paper,-and-I-was-just...-I-was-just-heartbroken-for-him.-For-them.- Ginger-Timpleman: He-just-shut-down.-Quit-work.-He-stopped-wanting-to-talk-about-her.-Then-he-acted-like-he-didn't-remember-them.-Then-he-pretended-he-didn't-remember-us.- Alan-Johnson: Yeah.- Ginger-Timpleman: All-my-husband-and-I-want-to-do-is-see-him.-And-that-crazy-landlady-and-his-business-manager,-Sugarman,-both-conspire-to-keep-us-away.- Alan-Johnson: Sugarman?- Ginger-Timpleman: Yeah,-I-don't-care-for-him.-Who-knows-what-that-little-shyster's-taking-from-Charlie.- Alan-Johnson: What-is-there-to-take?- Ginger-Timpleman: Between-the-government-payout-and-the-insurance-policy,-Charlie-has-enough-to-take-care-of-himself,-put-it-that-way.- Ginger-Timpleman: My-husband-retired-young.-He-was-a-cop.-We-were-young,-young-to-be-grandparents.-I-was-gonna-do-nothing-but-travel-and-spoil-my-granddaughters.-Then-those-monsters-flew-over-here-from-across-the-world,-and-rearranged-my-dance-card. _q32914.html editor@famouswhy.com Faye: But I thought you already decided on The Echoes. Jimmy: Nah, some band in Buffalo's the Echoes. And I wasn't wild about that. Lenny: Let's just call us The - Band You're About To Hear. Chad: How about The Corvettes? Jimmy: Is that The Corvettes, or the Chordvettes? Chad: No, Corvettes, like the car. Jimmy: Well see, I was thinking like the Chord... [writes Chordvettes] Jimmy: *Chord*vettes, like chords in our music. Lenny: [Guy walks in] Is that "Skitch" Patterson? Chad: Here he is, Erie's lone beatnik. The Bass Player: How about the Tempos? Ya know, tempos? Lenny: Not the Tempos, the Tempos. I was in a band already called The Tempos, and we were... terrible. Chad: Hey Guy, weren't you the drummer for the Tempos? Guy: Heard that. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Faye: But-I-thought-you-already-decided-on-The-Echoes.- Jimmy: Nah,-some-band-in-Buffalo's-the-Echoes.-And-I-wasn't-wild-about-that.- Lenny: Let's-just-call-us-The---Band-You're-About-To-Hear.- Chad: How-about-The-Corvettes?- Jimmy: Is-that-The-Corvettes,-or-the-Chordvettes?- Chad: No,-Corvettes,-like-the-car.- Jimmy: Well-see,-I-was-thinking-like-the-Chord...-[writes-Chordvettes]- Jimmy: *Chord*vettes,-like-chords-in-our-music.- Lenny: [Guy-walks-in]-Is-that-"Skitch"-Patterson?- Chad: Here-he-is,-Erie's-lone-beatnik.- The-Bass-Player: How-about-the-Tempos?-Ya-know,-tempos?- Lenny: Not-the-Tempos,-the-Tempos.-I-was-in-a-band-already-called-The-Tempos,-and-we-were...-terrible.- Chad: Hey-Guy,-weren't-you-the-drummer-for-the-Tempos?- Guy: Heard-that. _q49421.html editor@famouswhy.com Lady Anne: [to Richard III] Did you not kill my husband? http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Lady-Anne: [to-Richard-III]-Did-you-not-kill-my-husband? _q46739.html editor@famouswhy.com [opening: Globo Gym commercial] Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive? White Goodman: [finishing a ride on the skis] Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got. [a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights] White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. White Goodman: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in. [evil laughter] White Goodman: Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! White Goodman: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client. [a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago] White Goodman: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/ [opening:-Globo-Gym-commercial]- Globo-Gym-Announcer: Tired-of-the-same-old-you?-Tired-of-being-out-of-shape-and-out-of-luck-with-the-opposite-sex?-Tired-of-being-overweight-and-under-attractive?- White-Goodman: [finishing-a-ride-on-the-skis]-Yeah!-Oh,-hello.-I'm-White-Goodman,-Owner,-Operator,-and-Founder-of-Globo-Gym-America-Corp,-and-I'm-here-to-tell-you-that-you-don't-have-to-be-stuck-with-what-ya-got.-[a-buffed-Globo-Gym-member-is-lifting-weights]- White-Goodman: Hey,-Rory.-Looking-good.-Here-at-Globo-Gym,-we-understand-that-"Ugliness"-and-"Fatness"-are-genetic-disorders,-much-like-baldness-or-necrophilia,-and-it's-only-your-fault-if-you-don't-hate-yourself-enough-to-do-something-about-it.- White-Goodman: [climbing-on-the-rocky-wall;-grunts]-And-that's-where-we-come-in.-[evil-laughter]- White-Goodman: Globo-Gym-employs-a-highly-trained,-quasi-cultural-staff-of-personal-alterational-specialists.-And-with-our-competitively-priced-on-site-cosmetic-surgery,-we-can-turn-that-Frankenstein-you-see-in-the-mirror-every-morning-into-a-Franken-fine!- White-Goodman: [wheels-out-a-bandaged-like-a-mummy-person-in-a-wheelchair]-Of-course-you'll-still-be-you-in-a-legal-sense,-but-think-of-it-as-a-thinner,-more-attractive,-better-you-than-you-could-ever-become-without-us.-How-do-I-know?-Well,-I'm-not-only-the-founder-of-Globo-Gym.-I'm-also-a-client.-[a-picture-of-a-600-pound-White-Goodman-from-14-years-ago]- White-Goodman: That's-me.-Six-years-and-600-pounds-ago...-before-I-knew-how-much-I-hated-myself.-But-that-all-changed-once-I-founded-Globo-Gym.-But-don't-just-take-my-word-for-it.-Listen-to-these-Globo-Gymers-tell-you-how-it-is. _q69883.html editor@famouswhy.com Paco: [Lucy walks in on him and a couple of others in a distant room at the now abandoned SDR headquarters making pipe bombs] Close the door. Lucy: [Calmly] I thought only the other side dropped bombs? [She closes the door and leaves] http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Paco: [Lucy-walks-in-on-him-and-a-couple-of-others-in-a-distant-room-at-the-now-abandoned-SDR-headquarters-making-pipe-bombs]-Close-the-door.- Lucy: [Calmly]-I-thought-only-the-other-side-dropped-bombs?-[She-closes-the-door-and-leaves]- _q30589.html editor@famouswhy.com Derek: You can have some dope parties on this lawn. Second Homebuyer Husband: You don't have to talk like that. You can just say it's nice. Derek: Nah, that's how I talk. Look at this door, it's fresh. http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Derek: You-can-have-some-dope-parties-on-this-lawn.- Second-Homebuyer-Husband: You-don't-have-to-talk-like-that.-You-can-just-say-it's-nice.- Derek: Nah,-that's-how-I-talk.-Look-at-this-door,-it's-fresh. _q34387.html editor@famouswhy.com Dewey Finn: Look the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie? Marta: Christina Aguilera Dewey Finn: Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop. Leonard: Puff Daddy Dewey Finn: Wrong. Billy? Billy: Liza Minnelli? http://www.famouswhy.com/quotes/Dewey-Finn: Look-the-first-thing-you-do-when-you-start-a-band-is-talk-about-your-influences.-That's-how-you-figure-out-what-kind-of-band-you-want-to-be.-So-who-do-you-like?-Blondie?- Marta: Christina-Aguilera- Dewey-Finn: Who?-No.-Come-on.-What?-You,-Shortstop.- Leonard: Puff-Daddy- Dewey-Finn: Wrong.-Billy?- Billy: Liza-Minnelli? _q67715.html editor@famouswhy.com